17 October 2007

SUMMER SPOTS


Indians living close to the railway tracks will be provided with summer spots for another 3year. 'Green toilets' toilets, will be introduced in all 40,000 trains with a delay from 3 years.
Many people find it disgusting to stand on the platform at the railway stations because of the stench. But nobody asked the villagers getting the spray of the excrements, as a result of a speeding train and humans’ contribution. With the completion of the “green toilet” project. Due to the endorsement of the generous railway minister Lalu Prasad the project could be finalized in 3 years. It is not easy to understand, why the name “green toilet” project was selected. What is green? The toilets, the chemicals used. Preventing that nature gets natural finely dispersed dungeon, can hardly be called green, it is the reverse. Taking the chemicals into account I would have called it the blue project. Now please tourists don’t get desperate. All those who would like to drive with a traditional Indian Train ... On the left side the European style toilet (to be used not later than 1 h after start, while Indian gentleman dislike to rise the toilet seat before peeing during staying upright) and on the other side the classical Indian hole in the flour of the train, giving an intensive view of the conditions of the track…..3 Indian years can easily go up to 6 regular years, giving you enough time to plan your trip and see the summer spotted Indians along the railway tracks.
For the fanatics of figures: the manufacturing of a green toilet will be rs 60,000,correspobding to approx 1.000 €. An astonishing price, since only 6 months ago I bought a chemical, blue toilet in Portugal, for reasons I fail to understand now.... of coarse not meeting the harsh conditions as on Indian transport for 85 €, inclusive the chemicals for 6 months occasional use. So the Indian train toilet must be a special green technology product especialy developed for the intensive Indian use under most severe conditions and green was always a little more expensive than blue
Other figures:Installing the toilette in 40,000 trains would make 160,000 toilettes conform to Indian Times. But being a little familiar with Indian trains, each train has at least 20 coaches, if each coach as 4 toilets, this than makes not 160,000 toilettes but 3.2 mio. Under these circumstances, the summer spotted Indian along the track may prevail not for another 3 years but for another 60 years. Prost Mahlzeit.

14 October 2007

TOURIST WARNING- GURGAON WANTS TO KILL YOU

This evening , being already dark and walking along the main Gurgaon road in the direction of Merhauli , covered on both sides with the most exiting malls and additional with the cattle , the shit and the beggars , I found out that now every 100 m in the side -walk there is a big hole. These man traps are that you will at least brak your leg if you fell inside. There is no warning and the lights , if there is no power break (that might happen any moment and can reain for hours) , are not of big help. This is a criminal act. Even at the other side of Grand Mall and the new mall where is Spencer in the lower flour, your live is in danger !!!
Continuing the walk in the direction of NH8 , you will be under continious danger by the motorcycles and bicycle riksahs selecting the wrong side of the road for their conveince. The bicycle riksha drivers , seeing that you are a foreinger will take you up for a fee of 200 rps to NH8 , 20 times higher fee than any Indian would pay. At my opinion , the use of the Bicycle Rikshas is even more dangereous than any other means of transport, because , they dont follow any traffic rules and even have no light..... just Russian roulette is still more risky.
PLEASE AVOID GURGAON IF YOU CAN

SINGLE TICKET ENTRY FOR DELHI MONUMENTS & FOREINGER DISCRIMINATION

Single- Ticket Entry for All Monuments in Delhi

Very good and bad news Very soon tourist may no longer have to queue up. The archeological Survey of India (ASI) is introducing a common ticket system for the important monuments of Delhi. This common entry ticket comes at a time when the ASI will be revising the entry rates of Red Fort. (World heritage site)

At present the entry rates for the Mughal marvel are Rps 5 per head and for Indians and $ 2 for foreign Nationals. Entry for world heritage sites are Rps 10 per person for Indians and Rps 250 or US$ for foreigners.

Delhi has three world heritages Red Fort, Humayan’s Tomb, and Qutab Minar



And this is the bad new, how can a state punish his tourist visits; this is incredible and never seen before. My suggestion is that Indians if they visit Europe or the US ought to pay 25 times more the entry fee. So the visit of the Zoo in Frankfurt will be not 10 euro but 250, the Atomium in Brussels not 15 euro but 350 and the Louvre in Paris will be 500 euro. Maybe than after the first visit to Europe the governmental fixing the prices would think it over. But knowing Indians they will have big publications stipulating discrimination and racisms. Only if it is happening in their own country than it is right.




THIS INJUSTICE AND DISCRIMINATION OF FOREIGNERS HAS TO BE STOPPED

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