15 November 2008

INDIAN ROMANCE VIII

Seven people were arrested in Bhiwani Deswai on Thursday, being suspected to be involved in the lynching of 2 teenage girls on Diwali (that was two weeks ago) Murdered because they met some boys outside the village and the boys might have belonged to an upper caste.For family honour they had to get killed.
The father of one of the girls belongs to the arrest.

14 November 2008

DEFINITION OF POVERAGE LEVEL

After the yesterday publication about the poll fraude by buying votes by promising 1 Kg rice for 0.16 euro for the pover, I was asked were are the poverty limits. For each one in THE WEST it seams to be unreachable, so you will still have to pay 1 euro for low cost rice and up to 3 euro for real Basmati.
In the Indian governement scheme , the poverty line derived from the monthly income varies from state to state and city to city:
Delhi rps 506 (= euro 8 euros per month !!!)
Mumbai: rps 540
Calcutta: rps 410
Chennai: rps 475

For Dahl the small Indian beans similar regulations are in force

THE RICE DEMOCRACY



In INDIA to win an election the only thing to do is to lower the price of rice for the poorest. This is now in strong contradiction to the essential of democracy, which should be a free election. For those who don't know the currency relation it is 1 euro to 60 rupees. So if the speakers mention a final price of 1 rupee per Kg this means 1.6 eurocentimes. All this because India refuses to make birth- rate restrictions and wants to populate the world by Indians only.

13 November 2008

SOFTWARE INSTALLATION ADVICES

Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support : Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer : Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready, as long as you walk me through the steps. Tell me now, what do I do first?

Tech Support : The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer : Yes, but there are several other programmes running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support : Er... what programmes are running, can you list them for me?

Customer : Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support : No problem, you can go right ahead. Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programmes.

Love will eventually override Low Self-esteem with a module of its own called High Self-esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programmes prevent Love from being properly installed.
Tell me, can you turn those off?

Customer : Umm... let me see. Actually, I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how? Please help.

Tech Support : With pleasure. It's really quite simple. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer : Okay, done! Wow, Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support : Yes, but remember that you have only the base programme. It's quite basic. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer : Oops! I have an error message already. It says, 'Error’ Programme not run on external components.' What should I do now?

Tech Support : Don't worry, relax. It means that the Love programme is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer : So, what should I do?

Tech Support : Pull down Self-acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive Self; Realise Your Worth; and Acknowledge Your Limitations.

Customer : Okay, done. That wasn't too difficult.

Tech Support : Now, copy them to the 'My Heart' directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer : Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support : Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to pass it and its various modules around to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer : Thank you, thank you so much.

I aologize for not respecting the COPYRIGHT of THE SPEAKING TREE out of the TIMES OF INDIA, but I could not resist to publish this article because it is funny on one side and deeply true on the other side. For all those interested in more readings of THE SPEAKING TREE please go to the home page of THE TIMES OF INDIA http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/ or even better just buy the newspaper

10 November 2008

THE ERECTION OF THE FIRST FLOOR - INDIAN STYLE

This video taken from my balcony shows how construction work is done in India for small houses and villas. Nobody is wearing any gloves, security shoes or helmets. The women even wear sari to climb the ladder with a bag of 20 Kg of cement on the head.
In the mean time other women are preparing dinner under the most primitive and unhygienic conditions.

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