HOW TO GET FAST PhD

Leeds University confers doctorate on Shilpa Shetty (exactly this was the one on stage in India hugged and kissed by Richard Gere !!!)
The LEEDS university conferred the Honorary Doctorate on the Indian actress Shilpa Shetty for her outstanding contribution to cultural diversity.

Now I do not understand why Magisters ( including Portuguese) want to do so much efforts to get a regular PhD if just a simple hug and a peck in the neck if Richard Gere can have the same effects. All right the husbands and boyfriends have to relax for a moment and think is all for the good goal.