OPEN LETTER TO MUTALIK LEADER OF SHRI RAM SEN

Dear Mr Mutalik,
We would like to take this opportunity to apologise on behalf of all womankind for having marked our protest against your noble gesture.
We were not aware of the magnanimity of your actions because we were impaired by the beating we got in the pub that day.
Had it not been for your fellow companions who beat some sense into us, we would not have known what Indian culture meant.
It's only the women who missed this thrashing that dared to send those unmentionable pink nothings to you. Violence, as you made clear, is truly an inherent part of our rich culture.
We feel deeply ashamed that these women resorted to such depravities as drinking or even visiting a pub.
Your threat to marry of all couples celebrating Valentine's Day has finally made it obvious to all that marriage is the answer to everything.
We profusely thank you for voicing your protest against these immoral western deviations. But nevertheless we'd like to humbly pose a few questions put forth by our ignorant sisters who still think that women have rights.
Please forgive us for the same.
Here are their questions:

1. Why are you so afraid of Valentines Day?
2. Why are you gifting us saris - the most sensuous form of attire - that shows off more than what a jeans & tees will ever?
3. Would you have preferred if we gifted you bangles instead?
4. How are we defaming ourselves by sending you pink chaddis?
5. Do only women have to follow Indian culture?
6. Why are men allowed to embrace western culture? Shouldn't men wear lungis, kurtas then?
7. Have you received Jihadi training? Is that why you are for the Talibisation of Indian culture?

Thank you and sorry for having taken up the valuable time you could have utilised in perpetrating more violence on uncultured women.

Jai Ho!

THE SANDSTORM IN UDYOG VIHAR

DAILY ENCOUNTERS II

Can you imagine what will happen at the next electrical power cable crossing the street ?

WILD ELEPHANTS SAVING BY ELEPHANT SHOW

Nowadays only 4 % of the Indian surface is suitable for wild elephants; the decline is mainly due to the destruction of the forest habitats to make place for agriculture, cities, villages and the related infrastructures and hydrothermal plans
Poaching with ivory as the goal is still an item but is not the major reason of the killing of wild elephants. Villagers and tribal are increasingly encroaching in on forest land, forcing wild elephants to come closer and closer into the villages, killing over 100 people each year just by simple walking over them.
The villager’s tactics is to make fences from electric pylons all around the village. Instead of using a low power high voltage electrical fence has used in the west for keeping the cattle in the parks, they use the full 220 V, I assume with a rupee coin as fuse. This is not only extremely dangerous for their compatriots but for all other animals.
A dozen of elephants have been killed in the last few years, conservationist says.
Manindra Biswas postulate: “ The objective of using trained Elephants to simulate electrocutation scenarios is to generate sympathy for their wild friends.
The play open with six elephants looking tense after sniffing gunfire. One elephant walks up to the electrical wire, touches and crumples into a miserable heap. This starring role is played by Mainak the most talented elephant of the crew. Than the five elephants desperately try to revive their fallen hero and have the final act the crew salute their lost friends and walk away slowly and desperately with (crocodile?) tears in their eyes.
Hundreds of villagers have enjoyed the free play and understand without any dougt the moral of the story. An we all hope it helps, although I have the impression that is would be better to explain to these villagers and tribal how a real electrical cattle fence is build up by using a transformer and a big condenser in a way that all animals get only frightened but not killed. The actual situation is that from 50,000 wild elephants a century ago the population dropped now to 21,000 all mainly living in reserves.

DEVO-ART

Devo-art form Pune India

Dedicated to the one I love and have snubbed.

Crackdown on Bluelines

Five days after on 11 year old boy died under the wheels of one of the Blueline buses, the Delhi governement (Mrs Dikshit..... this name I would try to get it changed because in the combination of Dutch and English it is not a real nice family name) has decided to put an end to the terror of the buses. The move cpmes after the outcry of seveal casualities provoked by buses. Till july 2 2007 the killer fleet has caused already 59 fatal accidents, while the figure was 45 for the corresponding period in 2006 And only now the police started reacting and 2000 Blueline drivers have been prosecuted for trafic offences in the last 2 days.
It is difficult to understand why now these buses should be eliminated. In NDTV with hidden camera, observing one driver, without showing his licence and his name , he took up a racr with 3 other buses, did not stop at bus stops because of the risk of losing the race. After this fun he started talking on his mobile phone during driving. All this can be omitted by simple disiplinarry mesaures and there is no need to eliminate the bus operation. What is worse and what is in direct responsabilty of this irresponsable governement is the deplorable status of the buses and there is one attitude and this is typical for India in total, the bus never stop on the bus stop but more or less in the middle of the street, provoking that the passengers standing in the middle of the street and all the trafic has to go around it. I had already 2 nearly accidents with my bicycle trying to curve around these jams. Also here simple discipline measures would help a lot.
The pictures shows the sad condition of the buses, most of the pictures come from the buses in Pune , but in Delhi the situation is not better and Gurgaon , they dont have this problem because of the lack of public transport.... made Delhi is looking for this solution.

INDIA & TOURISMUS A CONTRADICTION ?

Recently in Indian Times the question was asked why India has 0nly 3,4 Mio tourist visits per year, but no real investigation followed.

Well I think 3,4 Mio is already a lot. But taken the exotic ideas in the mind of tourist and the huge number of must see attractions and natural parks it looks like a figure ready for improvement. To attract more visitors things has to change and get more attractive. In the following a list of items making India difficult to digest and less attractive if compared to other countries
· Already at the arrival hall there is a displeasing smell of a mixture of Cresol (for desinfication, dust and human sweat.
· Once outside the air terminal tourist will be asked by numerous people where there are going to, where there are coming from….. with the simple goal to get them in an taxi and charge more than the local range … or worse.
· Tourist are used to stay in line waiting for a taxi, in India you have no change …. People will go to get the first taxi still not lined up and pass you without even taking notice. This makes me personally always very aggressive.
· As soon as you enter a taxi, after the taxi check the brother (friend, father) of the taxi driver will enter. The only goal of this action is to press more money out of you by intimidation (I normally step out of the taxi if the second enter, later it will be difficult to do so).
· The taxis are mostly in a deplorable status, not meeting any security or hygienic standards, the same can be said for the drivers.
· As soon as the taxi stops at traffice lights, some beggars in lumps with faces as if they have to suffer all misery of this world will appear at the car window. Here most female tourist will not be able to resist.
· At least now the tourist will already be confrontated with the broad smell of human excrements and evaporating and decomposing urine
· As soon as arrived in the hotel, tourist will be confrontated with 2 forms, asking a lot of data. In most hotels the reception will insist that the forms will be completely filled out including the for western adult antic question as name of the father.
· As long as the hotel price is over 75 euro the tourist may expect a clean room. Below this value cockroaches may be present and toilet paper not available. Here also the tourist will be confrontated with the style of Indian wall painters, with droppings of paint on the floor and the attitude to paint also parts of the windows, by lack of any tape to get straight borders. Also the use of silicone around the bathtub you have to get used to.
· The next morning, staying in a real Indian hotel (s)he will be confrontated with real Indian breakfast, but by change there might be a toast (without toaster) and some marmalade. If (s)he does not take care they will come super sweet tea with milk and the coffee is always (even in the expensive hotels) prepared over the big filtering and evaporation machines of Nestle’ plants or comparable.
· The first walk outside the hotel will be training how to avoid walking on sidewalks. Because the sidewalks are already taken by trees, cattle, small shops (water/lemon sales, shoe cleaner, bicycle repair) desperate beggars or people asleep (frighten for newcomers because they look like death). Beside that Indians do not mind to park cars and motorbikes per preference on the sidewalks if the curbstones are not too high for them
· Now (s)he will also be confrontated not only with the smell of excrements and urine of all kind of animals but also with the smell of uncovered waste water channels and the sad attitude to put the garbage unprotected in the middle of the village open for the cattle, dog and the ravens. And of course during the night for rats and other night active animals.
· Now also you have to experience that a pedestrian in India as no rights. Nobody will even slow down if you cross the street. Zebra crossings have no meaning, traffic light may be seen as indicators, inviting to stop eventually
· Never come to the idea to rent a car, first the formalities will take one day at least and second driving without any rules is not as easy as you may have thought. The worst revelation will happen at traffic lights or railroad crossings. You maybe first, but soon you will have a car or motorbike on your left and right, this will continue until the first row is completely filled up leaving no space for any maneuvering. The same will happen to the second row etc. This would be still acceptable, but this behavior is not restricted to your lane also the lane for the oncoming traffic will be taken. That means if the light switches to green or the barrier opens at first nothing can happen, because on the opposite side the same procedure happened. You have to have nerves of steel cables to survive that.
· Bicycle or motorbike renting is not available, this is good so, because also as bicycle driver you have no rights and constantly you have to look for cattle, other bicycle drivers and motorbikes on the opposite side of the road (these are not disoriented western tourist) and you are constantly in danger, because of the deplorable status of the roads with potholes and open waste water manhole channels.
· Male tourist have to get used, to see only a part of the belly of the opposite sex and nothing else. Sad for them, who thought that all Indian girls are dressed like in Bollywood films and wiggling with the belly all the time. To look for a sexual adventure India is for sure not the right country …. And stay away of so-called street workers conform to the latest evaluation 1/ 3 is HIV infected.
· But maybe you would like to visit a bar in the evening, please stay in the hotel bar or ask an Indian friend, they are hardly pubs or bars available and when they are difficult to find (beside the hotel bars)
· Now finally you want to visit some of the famous touristic attractions as Taj Mahal Red Fort or Jaipur or Amber City or so. Please be prepared to count at least the double of the traveling time you may have dreamed of in one of your nightmares. Be prepared, before you enter in to this magnificent places you will first be confrontated with the raw sites of the city (smell for shit, beggars etc see above) and than you will have to pay 10 to 200 times more than an Indian tourist at the entrance (when will we finally ask 200 euro for The Louvre for all Indian citizen)
· Take care with guides, some of them are perfect and of big help, some of them are just jerks. Always agree the price in advance otherwise long disagreeable discussions will result afterwards.
· Indians are very proud about their food, for me really not understandable: for meat only chicken and so-called mutton (is goat) is available. Now you can combine this meat with turmeric, bay leave, coriander, or other spices and make it very spicy hot with green peppers, what comes out has always more or less the same taste … hot. At least for me good cooking is accentuating the natural flavor of food by adding spices, this is not Indian cooking. In Indian the natural flavor has to be killed. Especially for vegetables this is really a pity, in all the time I am in India I never could have the real taste of cauliflower or okra (ladyfinger) or beans and peas… this is one of my saddest experiences. Even in ratatouille, being a mixture of vegtables we still can distinguish between the different taste of the vegetables in India , this is due to excessive cooking not possible. Everything must be small and creamy , with lot od greavy , so you will be able to take it with a small piece of chipatti , naan or paratha and bring with the fingers to the mouth.
· Tourist doesn’t want to eat with fingers, they even think it is disgusting and it is indeed. Especially in the south if people start mixing the rice with gravy as mixing mortar, it is simply desgusting.
· Tourist hardly will find a bathroom during traveling (beside the expensive hotels) meeting by far the Western hygienic standards. So they will have to wait in the morning before the can start the touristic journey.And please always have your toilet paper wiith you.
· Train traveling as is own peculiarities, first there are hardly indications, the porters are very aggressive to get your small luggage, the comfort in the train is deplorable, the taste of food disappears as soon as you have passed trough the kitchen. Indian likes to have the air- conditioning at full performance. Western are used to 23 C, so at 19 being in summer cloths they start shivering.

I am still not finished with all recommendations, but I think for a while it is sufficient. And I am sure if all these items could be improved a lot more tourist would come to India and admire the great culture, very open- minded people and give positive impressions to their friends. And everything will get better now that the regional governement decided that also bus depots will be upgraded to tourist hotels !!!